What does the moon, Anakin Skywalker, Bob Crane (the star of Hogan's Heroes who was deeply involved in the porn industry and was murdered because of it, in case you didn't know) , and Dr. Jekyll have in common? A dark side, my friend. In my favorite movie When Harry Met Sally the main character Harry talks about his dark side. He spends hours, days, thinking about death and the reads the last page of a book first so in case he dies he knows the end of the book.
I definately have a dark side. This dark sidemakes me want to terminate Ryan Seacrest, Katie Couric, and Trisha Yearwood with telekinetic powers. I am pretty dark. Oh if you only knew. Instead of the cute Disney version of Cinderella, I prefer the dark original Cinderella. Screw the stepsisters just curling up their toes to stuff their giant feet into a tiny shoe. Try them cutting off their toes and part of their heel stuffing it into the shoe, then leaving a blood trail as they walk off with Prince Charming (more like Prince Stupid), who doesn't even realize till the little bird tells him. Evil laugh: Mooowahahahahahahaha, I love it! My dark side kills innocent tadpoles. Yes, I'm sorry amphibian lovers since childhood I have had this desire to pick on little black slimy tadpoles.
Yay RANDOM STORY TIME!
So growing up we had thes giant pond and every year love stricken frogs would have choose our pond to get it on and raise their children. And my sister and I would "experiment" on the baby tadpoles. Just simple, harmless (we thought) experiments like will a tadpole survive falling down a three tier waterfall (strangely, yes) and how hard can you squish a tadpole before it well gets smashed. The survival rate was minimal but it was all in the NAME OF SCIENCE! Ok maybe not, well actually not, I just like to torture tadpoles. That my friend is a dark side.
Excellent specimens for experimentation
Moowahahahahaha!!!!!!Sorry I just had to do that one more time
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