$90.00 Son of a BEEZY!
Saturday, May 29, 2010
Ugh I'm Old
$90.00 Son of a BEEZY!
Sunday, May 16, 2010
12,600 Calories of Magical Goodness
Now who would you rather accept candy from?
I really hope you say the first one
Anyways in the old not as creepy Willy Wonka, after they go through the tiny hall and all the golden ticket winners freak out because its so tiny, then Will opens the door and they then go through the door and its a MAGICAL CANDY ROOM. Willy then busts into song and eats from the marshmallow mushroom and then the best part he knocks down a giant gummy bear from a gummy bear tree with his cane. Most people dream about the chocolate river but I dreamed about the giant gummy bear. Its always been a myth, movie magic, urban legend. But I now tell you that my wildest dreams (ok one of my wildest dreams the other is that ryan seacrest and katie couric would disappear from television) have come true. THERE ARE SUCH THINGS AS GIANT GUMMY BEARS! Watch and experience the magical wonder.
Only the greatest flippin gift ever!
Yes while children are starving all over the world the good health consciencious country, US of A is making GIANT GUMMY BEARS for only 30 whole dollars. This candy creation has 12,600 calories, I mean while children have distended bellies from malnutrition and probably has never even consumed 12,600 calories what selfish person would spend 30 dollars on a giant gummy bear?
Uh me! I'd like one in blue rasberry. Donations to the "Buy Kateri a Giant Gummy Bear Fund" are encouraged and accepted.
Monday, May 10, 2010
Oh so CREEPY
Monday, May 3, 2010
An Amazing Face for the AMAZING RACE
- Get passports (most important to race around the world)
- Make a kick ass audition video (ideas for the video are welcome)
- Learn to drive a manual (In previous seasons the contestants get in a manual and cry because they don't know how to drive one, THIS WILL NOT BE US)
- Vigorous running preparation (I am slow with little legs if I want to compete in a race around the world i'm going to have to stay in shape)
- Map Reading (Getting lost in a foreign country is scary and can make you lose the race, THIS WILL NOT BE US)
- Practicar mis espanol Practice my Spanish (I've already started learning Thank You Rosetta Stone. A foriegn language is always handy)
- Watch old videos of the show (this is crucial to know what to expect and study the teams that won in order to make sure we succeed!)
I think with enough preparation and determination the show will realize that they NEED us to be their contestants. I'll keep you posted on our AMAZING RACE preparations. If you talk to God alot and wanna be a good and loyal Kateri blog follower start praying NOW! that we make it. O my goodness I want this more than Amy Whinehouse doesn't want to go to rehab..NO NO NO. Anyways i'll keep you updated on our progress.
Sunday, May 2, 2010
Damn it I'm so disappointed
Thursday, April 29, 2010
And that, My Friend, Is a Dark Side
Excellent specimens for experimentation
Moowahahahahaha!!!!!!Sorry I just had to do that one more time